Topic: Concerned Trucker Says, "Slow Down Bear Bait"
Part II: Not So Fast Speedie
Today we continue our 3 part “Dear YouDig?” Series to Highlight Highway Construction Safety.
Part I: Be Bright! Live in the Light
Part III: Drop that Phone You Drunken Fool
I’m a Bull Hauler, and I’m infuriated. Whether I’m runnin’ to the Queen City, cruising to Mardi Gras, dumpin’ in the Dirty, crossin’ the Big Ditch or backslidin’ to the Big D, it never changes. Many times every day my convoy and I eyeball Bear Bait all over the Big Slab--especially in Destruction Zones! Everyone from 4- Wheelers, Ant Eaters, Rooster Cruisers, Buster Browns, Pumpkins to Bed Buggers... say nothing of those crazy Crotch Rockets... are goin’ wild out there.
These Yahoos are puttin’ innocent lives in danger and need to Back It Down! Makes me want to pull up at the Rest-a-ree-a and call my momma. Tell me, fine sir, what is being done about Speedie?
-Guitar Gary, Nashville, Tennessee.